All the schedules ran smoothly, looks like i'm in for an easy Friday.

Had chinese last night, one day all of this is going to catch up with me. Skinny forever would suit me fine (blessed are the skinny, for they are the envy of the world). I found Phil's M&S rant about not having enough full-fat sandwiches, never mind not having any sandwiches at all.

I think a rant station would be a good idea here. I shall have to limit ranting myself, as this could expose the inner workings of my mind as rusty and infected. I will call on my anonymous friends to vent their anger and frustration. I have considered documenting a modern history about the Learmonts, extended and other peripheral family members. I do believe I will never be able to return to the motherland of heat, dust and HIV/AIDS for fear of being whipped and beaten by my family for exposing their madness. About the HIV/AIDS, sais your genius minister of health in South Africa, all we have to do, is eat more garlic! What a stroke of genius, a revelation, how could we have been so blind. I wonder what the AIDS statistics in France are like...

Let them be warned. If I were to document the history of the family, I would spare no-one, not even myself, I shall turn the creature on its back, and scratch the underbelly of many a sensitive topic, enraging family members and hopefully end up with some entertaining material, that some budding writer in the family could use. I could start a small war, WMDs - Words of Mass Destruction. Sounds like a fine sport.


Word of the day:

\A*bac"i*nate\ ([.a]*b[a^]s"[i^]*n[=a]t), v. t. [LL. abacinatus, p. p. of abacinare; ab off + bacinus a basin.] To blind by a red-hot metal plate held before the eyes. [R.]