I have a fan... let's hope we get more input for output:

Hello.

Ah'm a scotch piss artist wi' six weans - ah' do urine dawings and sculptures in snaw an' other melty stuff - its ultra cool - ma mither sez so - an' fine she should ken. You canna put my stuff oan yer site - it disnae last aw that long. But fuck, it's guid! If ye miss me - yer missing genius.

Anonymous.