Our Scotch piss artist has been in contact again...

Ah see ye posted mah wee comment - ah think ir wiz proabably done in a mean spirited moment. Ah get the impression yoo'd use me as coamic relief. Well - it'll no work. Ah'm a dedicated artist - ah'm rich enough - enriched by mah ain work - tae spend aw mah money flying tae selected cauld environments whare the best snaw is. Ah ken mair aboot snaw than Miss Smilla. So, nae pun intended, dinna try tae pull the piss oot o' me. It'll no work, ye weasely bastart. Ah ken yoor problem fine - it's fukkin vanity.

anonymous