The mad scot has been in contact again...

Ah canny thole Chewing Gum - though ah admit ah yist te hey a go at it masel' when ah wis a wean, but then God sent me a message in the form o' false teeth. Did ye ken that gum sticks tae yer fawsers - an' ye canny get rid o'it - except fur takin' them oot an gie-in' them a guid scrub? Ye canny do this in polite places. Ye hiv te dae it in secret - in toilets an' that kind a' place. It's horrible. So - when ah got ma first set ah said "Thank you God fur the Wake up Call" Since that day ah've been a believer. Is it no wonderful the way He works his wonders?