I thought this deserved to move one level up, from comment to blog entry...

Here at the White House we have pretty neat food most of the time - good fatty hambugers and never a trace of broccoli. Your rage is perverted and misdirected. America needs food police -but not like you - we need highminded kitchen soldiers who will rid our Great Nation of salad and couscous and other towelhead abominations. Fat and additives have made us what we are. Ask Jerry Springer - he knows that a thin nation will never be truly righteous. Mend your ways, false prophet!


You're right, I'll mend my pinko-homo ways.