I went to play golf today, not a full round, 9 holes. We went to the Chiswick course near Hammersmith. I was surprised by the whole golf thing, apart from being eyed out by the parky and told to tuck our shirts in, despite them being 'hang out' style shirts, God, it brought back memories, instantatiously of being barked at by some crazed Irish Christian Brother paedophile drunken bastard with a leather strap foaming at the mouth yelling 'you boy, I'll get you if it's the last thing I do, bow to Mecca.

I had a good game, in that less than 50% of it was entirely crap. I played two very good holes, one of them was even on par. Phil and Jonathan took me out on the mini course to see if it would be too much of an embarasment to take me on the big boys golf course. I have quite a swing, seemingly.