It's Friday and the week has gone smoothly. I am off to visit Babs in Manchester and I'm looking forward to escaping London for a couple of days. There is a promo today for Axe deodorant and there are models dressed as sluts swanning greasing it around the office. They are wearing stripper police outfits and have the biggest, most gravity defying silicon tits you have ever, ever seen. I made myself known immiediately and told them that I've been a bad bad boy and that I deserve to be taken into the stationary cupboard and interrogated, cuffed and beaten by all three of them.

I'll post photo's on Monday.