I was on a 2 day training course that was both informative and ludicrous. I'll have to blog it before I block out the experience because I've been traumatised. I have some very funny tales to tell, so keep a look out.

What do we have coming up? We've got doshile Dutshmen (real onesh, from Holland, yesh), super-charged Italian midgets on Motivational Marching Powder (HR people, don't we just hate HR people). Before I embark on tearing the face off of the corporate culture facade my new employer totes about, I'll have to trawl past posts to remove any mention of them.

I feel I have been suitably rehabilitated from my last employment and can now be assimilated into the new corporate family attitude. In effect, I have been hypnotised. I'll tell you all later.